May 22, 2009

Velociworld

"The worst, of course, is Life After People. This is nothing more than a thrill ride for the Earth Firsters and other ecoterrorists of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement who think mankind should be eliminated from the biosphere. Whereas the History Channel formerly had erudite scholars discussing serious issues they now have burned out, ponytailed hippie cocksuckers with titles such as "urban ecologist" rubbing their hands together, barely able to contain their glee, as they recount what will happen when humans disappear, and the traces of humanity from buildings to monuments to sacred texts and documents to the lowliest footprint are wiped clean from Gaia's mons pubis. It's a singularly disgusting bit of theater. Everyone involved in this putrescent spectacle should be ashamed."

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. And my friends, that is beautiful. I'd like to welcome Velociworld to the blogroll because I'm dying to see what he'll say next. He's already DEMOLISHED David Attenborough's bukkakic glee over the stupid squirrel fossil that frankly, can not possibly be what they claim it is. (See the May 19th entry for why that is.) I'm crushing. And not your head. Alas, he is in love with another blogger and doesn't know I exist. :D

4 comments:

Larry said...

Chin up Annie, she's got a thing for the Credit Report guy so you might have a chance after all!

AnnieMcPhee said...

Well I'll keep hoping, but unrequited love is a powerful force; he might not notice me for months or years. Sigh. Hehe - thanks so much for the link; sorry I forgot to hat tip you.

Velociman said...

There is no such thing as unrequited love, Annie. Only unnoticed love. As an aside, your word verification for this comment is "boonfity". I take that as a incredibly positive sign.

Anniee451 said...

I think boonfity is a perfectly fitting good omen as well. I hope you enjoy it here as I am enjoying your stuff!