January 31, 2011

Funnies with Physics

I stole these because they were funny. You didn't think I could be this funny on my own, did you?

The bartender says to the tachyon, "We don't serve your kind in here!" The tachyon leaves. A tachyon walks into a bar.

Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." The helium doesn't react.

A Neutron saunters up to the bar and orders a drink. "How much?" he asks. Bartender says, "For you, no charge.

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The superconductor leaves without any resistance.

Man, entropy ain't what it used to be.

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The neutrino says, "I'm just passing through."

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "Your kind isn't welcome here." The boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

An atom walks into a bar, orders a beer, takes one sip and breaks down in tears. The bartender comes over and says, "Hey pal, whatsa matter?" Atom says, "I think I just lost an electron!" Bartender says, "Are you sure?" Atom says, "Yeah, I'm POSITIVE!"

A Redditor searches for jokes about superstrings, but only finds a bunch of long threads.


DiscConnected said...

These may be a little too high-brow for me.

Do you know any of the neutrino and the chemist's daughter jokes?


Anniee451 said...

LOL!! No, but I'm more than happy to print them! Bring 'em on.

Anniee451 said...

Oops; the joke was the punchline? I SUCK! So...print 'em anyway. LOL