April 11, 2009

Mark My Words...He Will Be Tested

So when Joe Biden said Obama would be tested within the first six months with an international crisis, do you think he really imagined it would be pirates? I wish I could be upset, but it sounds so cool somehow.

ALSO - BREAKING NEWS:

The president's new science adviser said Wednesday that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth's air. John Holdren told The Associated Press in his first interview since being confirmed last month that the idea of geoengineering the climate is being discussed. One such extreme option includes shooting pollution particles into the upper atmosphere to reflect the sun's rays. Holdren said such an experimental measure would only be used as a last resort. "It's got to be looked at," he said. "We don't have the luxury of taking any approach off the table."

I'm sorry, but IMAO is right. It's one thing to screw up the country. HE DOES NOT GET A FREAKING WEATHER MACHINE! Doubleyew tee eff?!

5 comments:

Hammer said...

Obama spews enough pollution in his speeches to put us into an ice age.

Larry said...

I guess Rove took the Bush weather machine with him when he left.
He left a note saying "You get this back when Bubba brings back all the "W" keys."

AnnieMcPhee said...

And we still don't know what's become of Cheney's executive assassination ring death squads, you know. Are they secretly in league with the new administration, and have they gotten their dinosaurs yet? Tsk tsk - the whole darn thing sounds like science fiction anymore. With half of the people under the influence of those stupid flowers from Star Trek that shot them all in the face and made them all just sooooo happy.

I've just seen glowing reports in the media and by left-wing bloggers about the growing practice of "squatters' rights" groups - some of which are operating *openly* and in full defiance of the law. I had no idea the news would come in so fast and so furious in these 100 days - I mean, I feared it might, but this level, and to the continued delusion of the populace? People who look you in the eye with a straight face and say without irony "There's nothing socialist about any of that" and "It's a good thing for organizations to illegally take over foreclosed homes and occupy them in order to tie up the courts and the police and abolish property rights, and it's not socialist and it's good for the country."

What...have you ever really seen anything like this? I mean personally? Because I remember the people getting disgusted with Carter right quick, and Clinton was too busy chasing tail to DO all this stuff, and he certainly didn't have this massive rebel ground support that Obama does. I mean, that only now we're hearing about this squatters' thing and how good it is...? That requires...well, massive ground support from people who are just totally in sync. I'm gobsmacked nearly every day.

phthaloblu said...

Guess Obi-shwan didn't get the memo that global warming is falling out of favor? What an ass. A big, furry, rub-my-hand-in-the-tangled-pubic-curls ass of a lame excuse for a man. This thing with the pirates should've been done with by now. I knew he was a pussy from the start and now the rest of the world has confirmed it, too.

AnnieMcPhee said...

"A big, furry, rub-my-hand-in-the-tangled-pubic-curls ass of a lame excuse for a man."

You win one internet for this one. :D