November 24, 2008

African-American Widow?

This is a shameless steal because it was so damn funny. There was *something* about the marking on that dress, but naturally I couldn't pick it out, despite seeing black widow spiders fairly often.

Harvey at IMAO says:

Now, besides the obvious fact that Barack has now been warned, and he should probably keep a pair of Nikes by the bed for rapid post-coital departures, there’s something that really bugs me about this picture:

The knees. What the hell's up with the knees? How can your knees be a foot apart when your feet are almost together? I...what? Just to check that it was as strange as I thought, I started looking up pictures. You know, in case it was me. It isn't me.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the light of the death threats to Obama, this is really in poor taste. Even without that - "African-American widow"?!

What does this have to do with politics anyway? It seems like a rimshot. And this after conservatives were foaming at the mouth over "lipstick on a pig", which wasn't even meant to refer to Sarah Palin.

Her feet are apart by the way, so the whole thing about her knees is useless. The ballerina pictures don't work as proof, because ballet positions are nowhere near regular standing positions. Either way - what point were you trying to make? That she's some freak with deformed legs? If she did have deformed legs, wouldn't it be kind of mean to point that out in such a gloating way?

It's one thing to not agree with Obama's politics, and quite another to mock his wife's clothing and appearance. If you spent as much time on calm political analyses as you do on spitting vitriol at your opponents, I might be able to respect your views. You kinda come off as a narrow-minded asshat.

-Laura

AnnieMcPhee said...

I'm not sure where you possibly got the impression I cared what you thought - I don't. Piss off.

AnnieMcPhee said...

At least you've demonstrated yet again (though it's been done countless times before for longer than you've been alive) that the humorlessness of the left is the FUNNIEST thing about it. The humorlessness of feminists is the funniest thing about them. The humorlessness of the terminally offended is the funniest thing about them. So while the picture and commentary made me chuckle, you've made the day complete. Thank you. :) And piss off now.

Ripley said...

Well, the ballerina pics don't mean so much...
but it does look like Medusa Obama is kind of bow-legged.

(And calling her dress an "african-american dress" is great BTW.

Is "Laura" saying that you are making "death threats" about Obama? Back that shit up, you silly stalinist hag!

Oh yeah I know from whence you came!

I used to consider the Clintons evil, but when Obama and his shrew came on the scene, I had to re-adjust my entire grading scale.

I'll oppose them on policy, competence, character, and yes, if I have the opportunity to mock them as that silly pseudo Republican GW Bush has been mocked for no reason whatsoever.

And I'll mock any of you hags from the left for good measure.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Ripley
Destroyer of Worlds

AnnieMcPhee said...

Oh I knew the ballerina pics weren't fair, but it still looks weird; it's just hard to find pictures of a woman even standing like that, at least I couldn't find any. Must be a power stance lol.

Aside from that, my feelings exactly. Silly me, I thought it had been ABUNDANTLY clear from my posts that I felt that way. I didn't mince many words, though I seldom gain the clarity you do :D Meh that "death threat" thing is some stupid trump card - remember the false reports of "kill him!" at the Palin rally? Puh-lease. I feel about that pretty much how Richard Kyanka does. The Internet - Serious Business! (Not that I have anything to clarify as I don't make death threats and quite obviously did not - and an expression that I would fail to mourn someone can not be constituted as a threat.) Pfft.

Bernie Misiua said...

Annie,

I thought them cute and funny observations I do not care what anyone else thinks.

Thanks for the invite!

Thanks for the complement; I think you give me far too much credit.

Be aware, I do have a quirky sense of humor that can shape shift from dry to verbal slapstick, and many people do not know how take me much of the time.

Sometimes I take the other side just for the fun of it.

b

AnnieMcPhee said...

Hey there; thanks for coming and I hope you stick around. As to taking the other side sometimes for fun...hehe I'll take it under advisement ;) Humor we can take all day, though - all kinds. Look at Ripley; she's a freaking spitfire and she makes me laugh :D Humor makes life worth living.

Bernie Misiura said...

Annie,

Yeah, I will be back but this is a very busy time of year for me because I am on a few executive boards {Oooo very impressive) sarcasm/ but do not be afraid to prod me now and then.

b

Bernie said...

Yes it is an historic moment and precedence in American history. We have a black guy (who is not black). He is going to be the first black guy as president (who is not black or first). He has an aunt here in America, who may or may not be black (there is indication that she may be green or gray) or a woman, who was asked to leave this country about 7 years ago because she is an illegal alien. She came over on a boat and docked in Roswell harbor. Obama does not even exist because there is no certificate of live birth because the grays only keep digital copies of birth information.

He only speaks generically of "Change" and "Yes we can" because under the Orson Wells act of October 31, 1938 no person or persons, or public broadcast will duplicate such a broadcast without five minute increments for station Identification and affirmation that such a broadcast is fiction and for entertainment purposes" FCC broadcast law 39-10-31.

What in the heck was I talking about again? Oh yeah this was all a figment of the collective imagination of the US Government and its subsidiaries which include but are not limited to CIA, FBI, MIB, "X", CID, NKAWTG, BOP, GHOST, SPFTS, SPOOK,TSMGSP, IITYIHTKY, Green Door, Project Zipper, Sneeky Pete, Don't Ask NOYFB, Goat Suckers, IDK, and PYXIS.

Do you know the difference between Obama and Osama? A little bs. Go back to sleep all ye little minions.

b

Bernie Misiura said...

Yes it is an historic moment and precedence in American history. We have a black guy (who is not black). He is going to be the first black guy as president (who is not black or first). He has an aunt here in America, who may or may not be black (there is indication that she may be green or gray) or a woman, who was asked to leave this country about 7 years ago because she is an illegal alien. She came over on a boat and docked in Roswell harbor. Obama does not even exist because there is no certificate of live birth because the grays only keep digital copies of birth information.

He only speaks generically of "Change" and "Yes we can" because under the Orson Wells act of October 31, 1938 no person or persons, or public broadcast will duplicate such a broadcast without five minute increments for station Identification and affirmation that such a broadcast is fiction and for entertainment purposes" FCC broadcast law 39-10-31.

What in the heck was I talking about again? Oh yeah this was all a figment of the collective imagination of the US Government and its subsidiaries which include but are not limited to CIA, FBI, MIB, "X", CID, NKAWTG, BOP, GHOST, SPFTS, SPOOK,TSMGSP, IITYIHTKY, Green Door, Project Zipper, Sneeky Pete, Don't Ask NOYFB, Goat Suckers, IDK, and PYXIS.

Do you know the difference between Obama and Osama? A little bs. Go back to sleep all ye little minions.

:)

b

AnnieMcPhee said...

Ok the bit about Orson Welles is priceless. You know what just killed me? Moveon.org doing that video of them all getting together and getting like 10 thousand signatures to petition congress for "Change." I kid you not.

Not ironically (because it's completely predictable) I said back around January or February (whenever Thompson dropped out) that I didn't want to hear anything about the election, and that it was going to become impossible to ignore it when the left pulled out the old slogan, "Change." You don't need another word for the moron crowd, "Change" is enough; it's all they understand. "Bush Baaaaad, Change Goooood!" "Republican Baaaaad, Change Goooood!" It happens every time - they just say the word change and it works LOL. But it's been hard to express all this; the way you just said it works well - speaking only generically of change. Jeez, I can change into dirty underwear too, does that make it a good thing?

AnnieMcPhee said...

Oh, in the moveon video, they actually said outright that it wasn't necessary to have any specific goals in mind when using the word change. Just tell congress you want it. Oh boy.

Bernie Misiura said...

OMG! Do not even tell me you opened a new bottle when Thompson dropped out also!?

That is too rich! I am in lust! LOL

b

AnnieMcPhee said...

That's precisely what I did lol!!! Pull up a chair :D

Ripley said...

What's your poison, Bernie?

I like Jack Daniels.

Ripley